Inanimate objects have feelings, so hoard every toy you ever owned as a child, otherwise you will hurt them.
Screw the need for space and a tidy home; you don't want to make your inanimate objects feel unloved.
All your umbrella ever wanted was to find love, and all you do is make it wet and miserable.
You will only ever be a burden to everything around you, even the inanimate objects.
Even in death you will be a burden to everything around you.
Although, after death you will be an inanimate object. It will probably feel more than you do now.
